Suit Up

When someone demands blind obedience, you'd be a fool not to peek.

Jim Fiebig 

 Nick Walker

Worse that can happen is can I spill some on my $3,000 suit. Come on! Oh, yeah, yeah. The guy in the… the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn’t make that in three months. Come on! Oh. Why don’t I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit?!

Gob-AD

Nick Walker 

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Warren Buffet

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome.

I'm your bro- I'm broda.

Barney-HIMYM

Marge: Where did you get that suit?

Homer: Woah, woah, one question at a time.

 

 Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby's smile.

Barney-himym

 I've found that you don't need to wear a necktie if you can hit.

Ted Williams

KRSNA

Jerry: Don't worry about it. They're just TV executives.

George: They're men with jobs, Jerry! They wear suits and ties! They're married, they have secretaries! 

Stickman

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.
Proverb

Stickman

Incredible. The human was impervious to our most powerful
 magnetic field, yet he was destroyed by a harmless pointed stick.

Futurama

Stickman

I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people. They're hanging in there with the chopsticks,aren't they? You know they've seen the fork. They're staying with the sticks. I don't know how they missed it. Chinese farmer gets up, works in the field with a shovel all day. Shovel. Spoon. Come on. You're not plowing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues!

Jerry Seinfeld

Stickman

Betrayal is the only truth that sticks.

Arthur Miller

Stickman

Street Art News:

Banksy work destroyed by construction in Melbourne; but pipes running through the rat stencil seems a bit fitting.

 http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/iconic-street-art-by-banksy-destroyed-in-prahran/story-e6frfq80-1226357261564

A street artist's American Beauty moment with plastic bag is cut short by NYPD bomb squad.

http://gawker.com/5911980/artist-may-heart-ny-a-little-less-after-love-letter-to-city-lands-him-in-jail

Marc Jacob merges hipsterism and capitalism by profiting off of the vandalism of his SoHo boutique. Street artist responsible is pissed. Circle is a complete.

http://observer.com/2012/05/14/marc-jacobs-kidult-fight-street-art-shirt-art-jacobs-05142012/

Street Argot

Art cliché

Love, evolve, LeVol

Revolt

We're gonna be ok fat oat.

White Boys Care

-White Boy

Hey, live a little.

Graffiti Keeps Me Clean

So many smells.

Hahahaha

Gosh

It's That OG Flavor

Like That OE Behavior

It Reminds You Of The

Corner Store Bodega

Street Publishing

MR toll

Ode To Football

MR toll

Too Many Chiefs

Ouch

Sea the Street Art

Marshall: Which would you rather make out with? Classic mermaid, top half human, bottom half fish; or inverted mermaid, top half fish, bottom half human?

Barney: That depends. Is she fat?

Marshall: Yes, but she's half fish, so it's the good kind of fat.
HIMYM

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

Douglas Adams

The master was an old Turtle-we used to call him Toroise-"

Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn't one?' Alice asked.

We called him Tortoise because he taught us,' said the Mock Turtle angrily; really you are very dull!'

Lewis Carroll

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Gloria Steinem

It has always been my private conviction that any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming.

John Steinbeck

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.

Lewis Carrol

Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Bast

Brand Vandals

It may not be a good year for everyone, but it's always a great year for street art. Jim Avignon's installation in Bushwick's Factory Fresh funyard leads us into this collection of brand vandalism.

Jim Avignon

I don't know, I never smoked Astroturf.

[on whether he prefers artificial turf or grass]

Frank Edwin "Tug" McGraw

Bob Dole admitted he used cocaine when he was in college, but then Coca-Cola changed it's formula.

Bill Maher

 

I recently googled myself on google.

Senator Amy Klobuchar at Google senate hearing

Kramer: There's still some overlap between the needle and the slash below the "E".

Rick: How low are you gonna go?

Kramer: Oh, I've been in the slash many times. This is nothing. You'll get used to it. Just get it out of your mind.

Rick: Have you ever been completely below the slash?

Kramer: Well, I almost did once, and then I blacked out. When I came to, the car was in a ditch, and the tank was full. I don't know who did it and I never got to thank them.

Computer: Warning. Out of dark matter fuel.

Leela: That's not a warning! A warning's supposed to come before something bad happens.

Computer: Warning. Engines will shut down in one second.

Leela: That's more like it.

Professor Farnsworth: These are the dark matter engines I invented. They allow my starship to travel between galaxies in mere hours.
Cubert J. Farnsworth: That's impossible. You can't go faster than the speed of light.
Professor Farnsworth: Of course not. That's why scientists increased the speed of light in 2208.
Cubert J. Farnsworth: Also impossible
Professor Farnsworth: And what makes my engines truly remarkable is the afterburner, which delivers 200% fuel efficiency.
Cubert J. Farnsworth: That's especially impossible.
Professor Farnsworth: Not at all. It's very simple.
Cubert J. Farnsworth: Then explain it.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Now that's impossible! It came to me in a dream, and I forgot it in another dream.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups.

The first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

Conan O'Brien