Marshall: Which would you rather make out with? Classic mermaid, top half human, bottom half fish; or inverted mermaid, top half fish, bottom half human?
Barney: That depends. Is she fat?
Marshall: Yes, but she's half fish, so it's the good kind of fat.
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
The master was an old Turtle-we used to call him Toroise-"
Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn't one?' Alice asked.
We called him Tortoise because he taught us,' said the Mock Turtle angrily; really you are very dull!'
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
It has always been my private conviction that any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming.
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.
Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez