Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Brand Vandals

It may not be a good year for everyone, but it's always a great year for street art. Jim Avignon's installation in Bushwick's Factory Fresh funyard leads us into this collection of brand vandalism.
Jim Avignon

I don't know, I never smoked Astroturf.
[on whether he prefers artificial turf or grass]
Frank Edwin "Tug" McGraw

Bob Dole admitted he used cocaine when he was in college, but then Coca-Cola changed it's formula.
Bill Maher


I recently googled myself on google.
Senator Amy Klobuchar at Google senate hearing

Kramer: There's still some overlap between the needle and the slash below the "E".
Rick: How low are you gonna go?
Kramer: Oh, I've been in the slash many times. This is nothing. You'll get used to it. Just get it out of your mind.
Rick: Have you ever been completely below the slash?
Kramer: Well, I almost did once, and then I blacked out. When I came to, the car was in a ditch, and the tank was full. I don't know who did it and I never got to thank them.

Computer: Warning. Out of dark matter fuel.
Leela: That's not a warning! A warning's supposed to come before something bad happens.
Computer: Warning. Engines will shut down in one second.
Leela: That's more like it.

Professor Farnsworth: These are the dark matter engines I invented. They allow my starship to travel between galaxies in mere hours.
Cubert J. Farnsworth: That's impossible. You can't go faster than the speed of light.
Professor Farnsworth: Of course not. That's why scientists increased the speed of light in 2208.
Cubert J. Farnsworth: Also impossible
Professor Farnsworth: And what makes my engines truly remarkable is the afterburner, which delivers 200% fuel efficiency.
Cubert J. Farnsworth: That's especially impossible.
Professor Farnsworth: Not at all. It's very simple.
Cubert J. Farnsworth: Then explain it.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Now that's impossible! It came to me in a dream, and I forgot it in another dream.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups.
The first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
Conan O'Brien


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