When one door closes, tag it!
George: I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?
Susan: Well, maybe it's so you can see if there's someone in there.
George: Isn't that why we have locks on the doors?
Susan: Well, as a backup system, in case the lock is broken, you can see if it's taken.
George: A backup system? We're designing bathroom doors with our legs exposed in anticipation of the locks not working? That's not a system. That's a complete breakdown of the system.
Susan: Can we change the subject, please?
George: Why? What's wrong with the subject? This is a bad subject?
Susan: No, fine. If you wanna keep talking about it, we'll talk about it.
George: It's not that I want to keep talking about it? Just think that the subject should resolve itself based on its own momentum.
Susan: Well, I didn't think that it had any momentum.
George: How am I gonna do this? I'm engaged to this woman? She doesn't even like me. Change the subject? Toilets were the subject. We don't even share the same interests.
Susan: Well, maybe it's so you can see if there's someone in there.
George: Isn't that why we have locks on the doors?
Susan: Well, as a backup system, in case the lock is broken, you can see if it's taken.
George: A backup system? We're designing bathroom doors with our legs exposed in anticipation of the locks not working? That's not a system. That's a complete breakdown of the system.
Susan: Can we change the subject, please?
George: Why? What's wrong with the subject? This is a bad subject?
Susan: No, fine. If you wanna keep talking about it, we'll talk about it.
George: It's not that I want to keep talking about it? Just think that the subject should resolve itself based on its own momentum.
Susan: Well, I didn't think that it had any momentum.
George: How am I gonna do this? I'm engaged to this woman? She doesn't even like me. Change the subject? Toilets were the subject. We don't even share the same interests.
Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therfore, I am.
Craig Bruce
Gob: Take off your glasses. Oh...wait, wait! Let down your hair. No. Glasses on, hair back up! Let's just get that hair back up!
Kitty: Let me turn the lights off.
Gob: Yes, yes, please.
Kitty: How's that, is that better?
Gob: It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.
Michael: Can't a guy call his mother pretty without making it seem strange?
Buster: Yeah, and how about that little tail on her? Cute!
Michael: I've opened a door here that I regret.
Lucille: Oh, he's just talking about his stupid turtle.
Buster: She has a name, Mother, and it's Mother.
Michael: I need the guy with the fake arm, J. Walter Weatherman.
George Bluth: Oh, he's dead. You killed him when you left the door open with the
air conditioning on.
There are things known and things unknown and in between are the doors.
Jim Morrison
If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, Infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro' narrow chinks of his cavern.
William Blake
Kramer: Newman and I are reversing the peepholes on our door so you can see in.
Elaine: Why?
Newman: To prevent an ambush.
Kramer: Yeah, so now I can peek to see if anyone is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies.
Jerry: But then anyone can just look in and see you.
Kramer: Our policy is, we're comfortable with are bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say "Enjoy the show."
Kramer: Well, you got insurance, right?
Jerry: No.
Kramer: Well why not?
Jerry: Because I bought the Clasco D-29. It's the most indestructable lock on the market. It's only design flaw is that the door MUST BE CLOSED!!!
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