Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to encourage street art

(And discourage time travel).


When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job".

So I thought, I'll be a doctor for a little while... and then go back to that.
Dr. Robert Doback- Stepbrothers



Principal Skinner:  Now I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the     great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."
Apu: Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through...it was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had...one of the most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking?...
I mean, thank you, come again.
The Simpsons



Peter [as a child]: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
   Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.
Family Guy



Re: "If you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?"
Monica: Sex!
Chandler: Seriously. Answer faster.
Monica: I'm sorry, sweetie. When she said "sex" I wasn't thinking of sex with you.
Chandler: It's like a big hug.
Pheobe: Ross, how about you? Sex or food?
Ross: Sex!
Pheobe: What about sex or dinosaurs?
Ross: My God, it's like Sophie's Choice.




Dinosaur fossils? "God put those there to test our faith"...You believe that?...Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God might be...fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha HA".
Bill Hicks


You know whats better than a triceratops? Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed.
Dwight-The Office


"Didn’t you tell me to live every week like it’s Shark Week? And that nothing’s impossible except dinosaurs?"
Kenneth- 30 Rock

Street News

New, big, feathered dinosaur discovered!
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/04/120404-yutyrannus-feathers-dinosaur-science-nature-biggest/

Move over Wynwood, Baltimore streets get revitalized with street art:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/arts-post/post/open-walls-baltimore-street-art-to-revitalize-a-neighborhood/2012/04/03/gIQAkrjssS_blog.html

Anonymity pays- Banksy works sold for nearly half a million- Euros!
http://www.artdaily.org/index.asp?int_sec=11&int_new=54479

Reason #1 to visit Manchester: Giant Space Invaders machine!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2125052/Filthy-Lukers-giant-Space-Invaders-game-machine-building.html

Red Bull continues to sponsor innovation with competition for street artists:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/03/red-bull-curates-the-road_n_1398664.html






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