Bob Loblaw: Are you a coroprate executive facing these or other charges? You don't need double talk! You need Bob Loblaw! After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?
Television has brought back murder into the home...where it belongs.
White Power Bill: I got worse plans for you if you keep trying to convert my team.
George Sr.: Okay, hold on. Hold it now, hold it. Now I'm doing no such thing and
both of our religions have a lot to offer. There's the Jewish notion of heaven, and that
it can be obtained here on Earth, and there is your belief in the cleansing power of the pipe.
Drug Dealer: I can get you an ounce of, you know, some real
hydroponic, scientific stuff, but that'll run you five hundred bucks.
Drug Dealer: Yeah.
Larry: I'm not looking for a sound system, my friend.
Curb Your Enthusiasm
I know all the symptoms I can expect to experience. I'm especially looking forward to something called the "munchies" stage. It's where one enjoys bizarre food combinations. I'm thinking of pairing this Chilean sea bass with an aggressive Zinfandel!
Dr. Niles Crane-Frasier
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
Hyperbole was to Lyndon Johnson what oxygen is to life.
Caution, objects may apppear more edible than they actually are.
Lisa: But my parents are counting on seeing me dance! And I've worked ever so hard.
Vicki: I'm sorry, Lisa, but giving everyone an equal part when they're clearly not equal is called what, again, class?
Vicki: That's right. And I didn't tap all those Morse-code messages to the Allies til my
shoes filled with blood to just roll out the welcome mat for the Reds.