Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Go Skew Yoself; A Skewville Acquaintanceship

Bob Loblaw: Are you a coroprate executive facing these or other charges? You don't need double talk! You need Bob Loblaw! After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?
Arrested Development

Television has brought back murder into the home...where it belongs.
Alfred Hitchcock

                          White Power Bill: I got worse plans for you if you keep trying to convert my team.
                          George Sr.: Okay, hold on. Hold it now, hold it. Now I'm doing no such thing and
                          both of our religions have a lot to offer. There's the Jewish notion of heaven, and that
                          it can be obtained here on Earth, and there is your belief in the cleansing power of the pipe.
Arrested Development


                                      Drug Dealer: I can get you an ounce of, you know, some real
                                      hydroponic, scientific stuff, but that'll run you five hundred bucks.
                                      Larry: Hydroponic?
                                      Drug Dealer: Yeah.
                                      Larry: I'm not looking for a sound system, my friend.
Curb Your Enthusiasm

I know all the symptoms I can expect to experience. I'm especially looking forward to something called the "munchies" stage. It's where one enjoys bizarre food combinations. I'm thinking of pairing this Chilean sea bass with an aggressive Zinfandel!
Dr. Niles Crane-Frasier

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
Josh Billings

Hyperbole was to Lyndon Johnson what oxygen is to life.
Bill Moyers


 Caution, objects may apppear more edible than they actually are.
The Simpsons

                        Lisa: But my parents are counting on seeing me dance! And I've worked ever so hard.
                        Vicki: I'm sorry, Lisa, but giving everyone an equal part when they're clearly not equal is                             called what, again, class?
                        Class: Communism!
                        Vicki: That's right. And I didn't tap all those Morse-code messages to the Allies til my 
                        shoes filled with blood to just roll out the welcome mat for the Reds.
The Simpsons


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