A Fresh Welcome to the World

Hug the enemy. Fuck the Police.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Oscar Wilde

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color,

but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

Jerry Seinfeld

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Travel in all the four quarters of the earth, yet you will find nothing anywhere.

Whatever there is, is only here.

Ramakrishna

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Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages

of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

Ambrose Bierce

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Next to sound judgement, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world.

Jean de la Bruyere

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Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals.

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Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guys boat!

Homer Simpson

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Unreal Estate

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Fact: An elephant is the only animal that can't jump.

When elephant steps on a trap, no more trap.

African Proverb

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I had heard my father say that he never knew a piece of land run away or break.

John Adams

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 Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!

Santa-Futurama

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Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.

Earl Wilson

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We do not want a solution because we like the problem.

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Sir, there is a distinct difference between having an open mind and having a hole in your head from which your brain leaks out.

James Randi

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