Monday, February 20, 2012

A Fresh Welcome to the World


Hug the enemy. Fuck the Police.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color,
but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Travel in all the four quarters of the earth, yet you will find nothing anywhere.
Whatever there is, is only here.
Ramakrishna
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Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages
of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
Ambrose Bierce
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Next to sound judgement, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world.
Jean de la Bruyere
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Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals.
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Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guys boat!
Homer Simpson
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Unreal Estate
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Fact: An elephant is the only animal that can't jump.
When elephant steps on a trap, no more trap.
African Proverb
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I had heard my father say that he never knew a piece of land run away or break.
John Adams
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 Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!
Santa-Futurama
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Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
Earl Wilson
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We do not want a solution because we like the problem.
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Sir, there is a distinct difference between having an open mind and having a hole in your head from which your brain leaks out.
James Randi
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