Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Mark Twain
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
William Butler Yeats
I take a vitamin every day. It's called a steak.
Buck Weston
Mmm … unexplained bacon.
Homer Simpson
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over the kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield
Oh yes mustard! That'll do... Mustard? Don't let's be silly. Now lemon, that's different...
Mad Hatter
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.
George Miller
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
Josh Billings











