Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
William Butler Yeats
I take a vitamin every day. It's called a steak.
Mmm … unexplained bacon.
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over the kitchen table.
Oh yes mustard! That'll do... Mustard? Don't let's be silly. Now lemon, that's different...
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.