A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.
Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook
This planet has- or rather had- a problem, which is most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
It doesn't matter if you're black or white.
The only color that really matters is green.
Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Budget: A mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.
A. A. Latimer
When a fellow says it ain't the money it's the principle of the thing,
it's the money.
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.