Ronald McDonald is a scary, scary clown.
PETA
If music be the food of love, play on.
William Shakespeare
You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.
Droz-PCU
A mushroom walks into a bar, the Bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms". Mushroom says "Really?" The bartender pulls out a baseball bat from behind the bar and yells "I said get out! Get out! Get out! Get Out!" The mushroom says "Ok geez", and leaves. A customer turns to the bartender and says "Don't you think you overreacted?" Bartender goes "You know I freak out on mushrooms".
Luigi: Aliens? We gotta deal with Aliens too?
Mario: Luigi, we're the aliens.
Luigi: We are? Wow, cool.
Where's Invader?
They came from outer space straight onto your computer screen, they are of course, the space invaders.
Space Invaders
Alec
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Steven Wright
We drive into the future using only our rearview mirror.
Marshall McLuhan
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost
Counselor: Wash your face I can see what you ate for breakfast.
Henry: If you're so smart tell me what I had.
Counselor: Eggs.
Henry: Wrong! I had eggs yesterday.
If dancing were any easier it would be called football.
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Vince Lombardi
Are we to paint what's on the face, what's inside the face, or what's behind it?
Pablo Picasso
Ed: All right Savage! What do you want?
Hector Savage: I want a car out front! Something fun. A Porsche! Then I want a plane ticket to Jamaica. And a nice hotel. No touristy place. Something really indicative of the people and their culture.
Ed: Can't do that Savage! We're calling your bluff. Now put your hands on top of your head and come out!
Naked Gun 2.5
The tongue is like a sharp knife...kills without drawing blood.
Buddha
Apparantly the new high tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.
Conan O'Brien
Fact: Replacing the letter C with the letter K, (as in the above word Okupa), is common amongst anarchist and punk groups that use the letter K, (which is almost never found in the Spanish language) to signal rebellion.
Squat and Resist
The best color in the whole world, is the one that looks good, on you.
Coco Chanel
Stencil on a cannon.


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